Our new Fearless Leader promises an ISIS free world

Really? He promised to end ISIS once and for all at his Inauguration.

How will he do that? I suppose by bombing any gathering of more than three Islamic families in Afghanistan, Iran and/or Iran. And when the press mention those pesky photos of dead children, he yell at them about being “fake news” and the supporters he’s planted in the press conference will cheer him on.

All the while, he’s up at the lectern, gesticulating wildly with those tiny hands of his, trying desperately to mask the size of his small penis.

Our Fearless Leader.

Midterms just two years away. New elections for president in four. If he hasn’t declared himself Fuhrer for life by then.

I am one dangerous dude (apparently)

Emotionally, i have a hard time accepting that this blog or my writings therein are dangerous. But then, i have never blogged during repressive regime headed by a petulant man-child before. We’ll find out on Jan 20.

I dunno. Perhaps The Donald will continue to allow me and people like me to keep calling him a small-handed, orange-haired douche-nozzle and will never retaliate. Or, if you notice I’m not blogging anymore, and I stop answering me phone and showing up at Starbucks, I’m either dead in a ditch or I’ve been send to a camp.

Here are signs you shouldn’t be wasting time trying to argue with a Trump supporter on Facebook (or other social media)

There are a lot of little clues I look for in determining whether somone is worth my time. Here are the top three:

  1. They bitch moan and whine about how people who voted for Clinton (or one of the third party candidate) did not immediately pledge immediate support for Trump and began working to make his presidency successful. This person, if you search their Facebook feeds, spent eight years preying for Obama to die in a fire, belittled him, his ancestry, his religion, etc.
  2. ALL news stories that are critical of Trump are the result of a biased press. Why? Because the American press never mentioned Benghazi, Clinton’s email servers or Bill Clinton’s Oval Office blow jobs. Fact-checking sites like Snopes are not to be believed because it’s owner was busted for dog fighting (not true) and it’s funded by George Soros (also not true).
  3. They invoke Godwin’s Law in an attempt to shut down any thread or post that tries to discuss the Nazi, Alt-right, or White Supremacist tendencies of Trump and the people around him. It is complete bullshit.

    From Wikipedia: “Godwin’s law (or Godwin’s rule of Hitler analogies)[1][2] is an Internet adage which asserts that that “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Hitler approaches 1[2][3]​​that is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to Hitler.”

    It was meant to refer to posts about, for example vegetarianism, and someone comments “You know HITLER was a vegetarian.” Godwin’s Law has no place being evoked in a post of threat that as its premise is a comparison of a person to Hitler.

    By the way, Wikipedia is also biased because blar blar Soros blar blar liberal.

I have been banned by a right-wing pro-Trump CARTOON STRIP.

Seriously. Banned. By a cartoon strip.

My crime? I made a comment today that the strip was becoming unbearable when there was no nudity. It’s true. Plenty of right-wing pro-trump drivel, but occasional very hot and tasteful drawn nudity. I’s say two strips per week had some naked boobs or naked butt.And the strip quite often made me go to Wikipedia or Google to investigate some of the claims made. But the unflinching Trumpsterism was really getting annoying.

Now when I go there, all I see is a white screen. I emailed the creator and asked if this was a technical glitch or if I was being banned. A ban, he replied. He could not tolerate such rudeness, he said,

My reply was that I am called much worse on an almost daily basis by regular commentators I know by their first names. Meanwhile, this cartoon site’s comment section reads like a fanboy echo chamber with sometimes more than one hundred very positive comments, most of whom are calling for Hillary Clinton’s and Barrack Obama’s imprisonment for treason.

It’s his site. He makes the rules. I bare no grudge. If he wants to live and make money off a site without critical feedback from a reader, that’s on him. Now I know why all those comments are so fawning.

The strip is http://www.daybydaycartoon.com.

I’ll miss the t*ts, but little else.

The CIA is planning assassination of Donald Trump!

It must be true, because Alex Jones is saying it:

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has been repeatedly warning President-elect Donald Trump that “rogue elements” within the CIA are trying to “assassinate” him before he takes office. Trump, who has been publicly feuding with the CIA in recent weeks, reportedly speaks to Jones on the phone and watches his videos. He has previously echoed Jones’ other conspiracy theories and rhetoric.

Jones is a toxic promoter of conspiracy theories, including that the United States government perpetrated the 9/11 attacks and the tragedies at Columbine, Oklahoma City, Sandy Hook, and the Boston Marathon, among others. He was also a leading promoter of the false “pizzagate” conspiracy theories that led a Jones listener to fire a gun inside a Washington, D.C., pizzeria.