Our new Fearless Leader promises an ISIS free world

Really? He promised to end ISIS once and for all at his Inauguration.

How will he do that? I suppose by bombing any gathering of more than three Islamic families in Afghanistan, Iran and/or Iran. And when the press mention those pesky photos of dead children, he yell at them about being “fake news” and the supporters he’s planted in the press conference will cheer him on.

All the while, he’s up at the lectern, gesticulating wildly with those tiny hands of his, trying desperately to mask the size of his small penis.

Our Fearless Leader.

Midterms just two years away. New elections for president in four. If he hasn’t declared himself Fuhrer for life by then.

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