Trumpites have no right to complain about protestors

I spend a fair amount of time at Starbucks. This is what I’m gonna do if some Trumpite comes in and starts some trouble.

  1. I am going to hit the malefactor as hard as I can muster in the head with my cane.
  2. While he/she/it is unconscious, I will piss on his/her/its head.

Yes, i m fully aware I will go to jail. But the Trumpite will have to live with the fact the entire universe knows it pissed on his/her/its head.

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