Bosses are morons

The longer I live and the more I experience life (and hear tales of others’ lives) the more I realize that bosses are morons. Because only morons really want to become bosses. And the skills necessary to succeed in most businesses are the skills morons seem to cultivate.

You know that scene in Office Space where the guy is harassed multiple times by the eight bosses he has about the incorrect cover to the TPS report?  THAT IS BOSSES. Idiots running around justifying their existence.

I have sworn an oath to never be a boss or to work for a boss ever again. No neckties, either.

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