I saw a house ad on one of the TV news networks promoting one of their new talking heads. She was talking about how she hates crime and injustice and how she will devote her show to fighting for the little guy.
‘Bitch,’ I thought to myself. ‘You are a journalist, not an Avenger of member of the damn Justice League. Your one, sole super power is asking new makers questions and then reporting an approximation of their answers.’