What a long, strange, larcenous trip it’s been …

 A man wandered around Lowe’s, 5001 Big Hollow Rd., before leaving the store with $586 work of key locks and electronics. He later tried to return them for cash at their Davenport,  IA, store. That’s a long way to travel to “earn” $586, unless he ripped off other Peoria stores during the trip.

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