Marisa Tomei is 17 months younger than I am. And look at her. She’s HOT and has been since “My Cousin Vinny.”
But she’s been slated to appear in the new Spider-Man movie as THIS character:
So, imagine the oldest, most elderly woman in your family. Now, imagine this woman’s mother. THAT is how old “Aunt May” is in the comics.
Now, this character is being portrayed by a young lady I have lusted after. Did you see “The Wrestler?”
This is just wrong.