When I am writing on deadline, you need to shut the Hell up and stay out of my face. At other times, I am very pleasant to deal with.
When I have the money, I spend it on comic books.
For a newsie, I don’t watch a lot of television news.
I think public radio news is superior to television news.
I have very little patience for people who blame the poor for being poor.
If there is a bad of pistachios in the house, I will eat them all.
No matter how nice a police officer seems, they are STILL going to arrest and harass you in some way if you are committing a victimless crime.
I support guns rights. But you will not win any argument with me by citing how evil the NRA is. I am not an NRA member. Their views occasionally mirror my own, but not as often as you think.
I believe one of the most accurate indicators of a person’s value as a human being is how often and well they tip waitresses.
I believe marijuana should be legalized. Also, probably cocaine for much the same reason. But marijuana first.
I do not, myself, smoke pot. And definitely not coke.
I also definitely do not want pot regulated like alcohol is. Alcohol is a corrupt industry designed to put money in the hands of those who make it and those who sell it. I want people to be able to grow in in their gardens and sell it to their friends. It will not help society to turn control of it from illegal gangs to legal gangs.
I am fat. And bald. I know this. When YOU point out that I am fat and bald, you are being rude.
People who contribute to blogs are also wonderful human beings.
I support gay marriage. I will forgive anyone who didn’t ten years ago. But today, if you don’t, you are a bigot.
I will never, ever run for public office. I have no patience for assholes.
If you are drunk, do not try to interact with me. I can tell.
I do not want the poor to rise up and start hanging the 1 percent from lampposts. I believe that this is inevitable if things to not change.